drop table if exists t2,t1;

CREATE TABLE `t1` (

  `id` int(11) NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT,

  `col1` varchar(255) NOT NULL DEFAULT '',

  PRIMARY KEY (`id`)

) ENGINE=InnoDB AUTO_INCREMENT=47 DEFAULT CHARSET=latin1;

CREATE TABLE `t2` (

  `id` int(11) NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT,

  `parent_id` smallint(3) NOT NULL DEFAULT '0',

  `col2` varchar(25) NOT NULL DEFAULT '',

  PRIMARY KEY (`id`)

) ENGINE=InnoDB AUTO_INCREMENT=19 DEFAULT CHARSET=latin1;

select now();

SELECT t.* 

FROM 

  t1 t 

  LEFT JOIN t2 c1 ON c1.parent_id = t.id AND c1.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c2 ON c2.parent_id = t.id AND c2.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c3 ON c3.parent_id = t.id AND c3.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c4 ON c4.parent_id = t.id AND c4.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c5 ON c5.parent_id = t.id AND c5.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c6 ON c6.parent_id = t.id AND c6.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c7 ON c7.parent_id = t.id AND c7.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c8 ON c8.parent_id = t.id AND c8.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c9 ON c9.parent_id = t.id AND c9.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c10 ON c10.parent_id = t.id AND c10.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c11 ON c11.parent_id = t.id AND c11.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c12 ON c12.parent_id = t.id AND c12.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c13 ON c13.parent_id = t.id AND c13.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c14 ON c14.parent_id = t.id AND c14.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c15 ON c15.parent_id = t.id AND c15.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c16 ON c16.parent_id = t.id AND c16.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c17 ON c17.parent_id = t.id AND c17.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c18 ON c18.parent_id = t.id AND c18.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c19 ON c19.parent_id = t.id AND c19.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c20 ON c20.parent_id = t.id AND c20.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c21 ON c21.parent_id = t.id AND c21.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c22 ON c22.parent_id = t.id AND c22.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c23 ON c23.parent_id = t.id AND c23.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c24 ON c24.parent_id = t.id AND c24.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c25 ON c25.parent_id = t.id AND c25.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c26 ON c26.parent_id = t.id AND c26.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c27 ON c27.parent_id = t.id AND c27.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c28 ON c28.parent_id = t.id AND c28.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c29 ON c29.parent_id = t.id AND c29.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c30 ON c30.parent_id = t.id AND c30.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c31 ON c31.parent_id = t.id AND c31.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c32 ON c32.parent_id = t.id AND c32.col2 = "val"

  LEFT JOIN t2 c33 ON c33.parent_id = t.id AND c33.col2 = "val"

ORDER BY 

  col1;

select now();