Tests innodb_func_view, memory_func_view and myisam_func_view all fail on the timestamp of 1970-01-01 03:00:01. This timestamp is expressed in local time but stored in UTC time. In countries like Australia (UTC+10:00), this tmestamp falls before the Epoch and so is rejected.
The attached patch changes the timestamp to 1970-01-01 13:00:01, which should pass almost everywhere (the International Date Line has a deviation in the South Pacific which could enable UTC+14:00 but any such countries are too small to show up on my A5 world map).
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